These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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