talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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