everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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