guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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