Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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