so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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