The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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