Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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