why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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