I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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