How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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