I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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