batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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