I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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