i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize