i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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