I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
tell me about the eggs
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