and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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