I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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