? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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