Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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