whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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