areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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