She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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