question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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