Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We have so much sex to catch up on
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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