I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
