When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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