Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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