This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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