I bet he comes in French.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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