Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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