You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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