foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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