Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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