508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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