I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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