yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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