As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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