Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Randomize
