I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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