i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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