Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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