whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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