Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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