operation harelip BJ is a go
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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