who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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