he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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