For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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