Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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