I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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