Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Can Purell be used as lube?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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