So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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