He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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