I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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