Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize